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2003-03-23, 1:39 p.m.

I shouldn't be updating right now. I just be diligently working on my research paper for Ms. Silverman. But I really, really can't do it right now. I can't concentrate at all thanks to my lovely sinus pressure and the mucus is causing a traffic jam in my nose. I can't breath. I can't think. It's hard to work when one just feels like a frog that came out of a blender.

Ribbit.

Heath was being horribly mean last night while I was talking to him online.

Wazzup33162 (10:47:09 PM): hey whats the freakyest thing you've ever done, and dont worry i wont tell nobodys

Miamigurl123 (10:47:20 PM): I haven't done anything.

Miamigurl123 (10:47:31 PM): 'Cept what you to have forced me to do. [Him and Drew]

Miamigurl123 (10:47:41 PM): I was quite serious when I said I was inexperienced.

Wazzup33162 (10:48:00 PM): wow. dont you think that thats a problem

Miamigurl123 (10:48:12 PM): *two

Miamigurl123 (10:48:16 PM): Um. No.

Wazzup33162 (10:48:25 PM): why not

Miamigurl123 (10:48:31 PM): Why should it be?

Miamigurl123 (10:50:34 PM): There's something wrong with me being inexperienced? Tad's inexperienced, too. I don't see you bothering him. -_-

Wazzup33162 (10:52:20 PM): actually the thing about guys is that you can become very experienced in just a few seconds. girls on the other hand take months or years

Miamigurl123 (10:53:00 PM): What do you mean by that?

Wazzup33162 (10:53:48 PM): well its true, guys can become experienced in a matter of seconds

Miamigurl123 (10:53:59 PM): Explain.

Wazzup33162 (10:55:40 PM): all a guy has to do is merely think of a single body part, instantly many thouhts will enter a guys head and bada bing bada boom you have it

Miamigurl123 (10:56:02 PM): You don't become experienced just by mere thought. [True dat!]

Miamigurl123 (10:56:10 PM): You'd actually have to do something.

Wazzup33162 (10:56:50 PM): no thats not true ask drew

Miamigurl123 (10:57:24 PM): 1) I'd be talking to the kid that jacks off atleast twice a day.

Miamigurl123 (10:57:40 PM): 2) He'd qualify in my book as "overexperienced."

Wazzup33162 (10:58:22 PM): besides whos to say that Tad hasent ever spanked the monkey out of curiosity, no straight guy has ever not beat his balonie

Miamigurl123 (10:58:37 PM): Even gay guys beat, you know.

Miamigurl123 (10:58:57 PM): They like stickin' it in as much as any straight guy..

Miamigurl123 (10:59:01 PM): just in a different hole.

Wazzup33162 (11:00:15 PM): exactly put it like this any guy that thinks of a girl has beaten his meat, because he thought of her in a sexual way

Miamigurl123 (11:00:58 PM): Ok, so what does this have to do with me being inexperienced?

Wazzup33162 (11:01:26 PM): you just are its not a good thing

Wazzup33162 (11:01:33 PM): any guy will tell you that

Miamigurl123 (11:02:01 PM): Oh, please.

Wazzup33162 (11:02:08 PM): its true

Miamigurl123 (11:02:42 PM): Well when I find someone worthy of helping me change that I'll let you know.

Miamigurl123 (11:02:59 PM): Or not.

Miamigurl123 (11:03:12 PM): *shrug* I like the way I am.

Wazzup33162 (11:03:15 PM): put it like this until you voluntarly let a guy do anything to you, you wont have any experience. besides your boring. In truth or dare you dont do anything thats not cool at all

Miamigurl123 (11:03:29 PM): Well what the fuck do you want me to do?

Miamigurl123 (11:03:45 PM): Everytime I pick dare you guys order me to flash you!

Wazzup33162 (11:04:44 PM): and you never do, have some fun, go along with it, don't go " Oh my god, you guys are sick"

Miamigurl123 (11:04:56 PM): You are sick.

Miamigurl123 (11:04:59 PM): Both of you.

Wazzup33162 (11:05:27 PM): so go along with it. you act like a hoe sometimes [I do not! Flirtatious, yea. But slutty? Never.]

Miamigurl123 (11:05:30 PM): You'd actually think I'd flash you? I mean, everyone in the band thinks I'm a slut now.

Miamigurl123 (11:05:47 PM): I wouldn't want to actually give them a good reason to think so.

Wazzup33162 (11:06:46 PM): but if it's just between drew and me how is everyone going to know

Wazzup33162 (11:07:16 PM): you act as if we have a camera in your face and is telling you that were going to give you beads

*sigh* He's not the nicest guy in the world, I know. But he's cool when he wants to be.

And, by the way, I did ask Drew.

Miamigurl123 (11:47:41 PM): Hey, do you think there's something wrong with a girl that's inexperienced?

Miamigurl123 (11:47:47 PM): 'Cause Heath does.

DToothless (11:48:01 PM): not really

DToothless (11:48:04 PM): its cute

Miamigurl123 (11:48:13 PM): Cute?

Miamigurl123 (11:48:16 PM): Cute?

DToothless (11:48:25 PM): yeah

Miamigurl123 (11:48:41 PM): Great. I'm *cute*.

Miamigurl123 (11:48:46 PM): -_-

DToothless (11:48:58 PM): nevermind

Miamigurl123 (11:49:15 PM): No, no. I guess it's better than being told that there's something wrong with me, right?

DToothless (11:49:31 PM): lol

DToothless (11:49:40 PM): heaths an ass hole

Miamigurl123 (11:49:41 PM): Once again, Heath and I've gotten into a fight.

Miamigurl123 (11:50:06 PM): Yea, he can be.

Miamigurl123 (11:50:10 PM): *sigh*

DToothless (11:50:22 PM): yep

DToothless (11:50:30 PM): you two should go out

Miamigurl123 (11:50:40 PM): No.

Miamigurl123 (11:50:44 PM): Never.

DToothless (11:50:54 PM): ohhh yeah

Miamigurl123 (11:50:55 PM): I couldn't deal with a person like that.

DToothless (11:51:06 PM): heath's soooooooooo hot [His attempt to cheer me up. It would've worked had I been with him. It's the way he says it that's funny.]

Miamigurl123 (11:51:21 PM): No, he's not. Trust me.

DToothless (11:51:33 PM): oh yes he is

Miamigurl123 (11:51:53 PM): *giggle* If you say so.

Haha, Heath! You're wrong! Not every guy thinks there's something wrong with me. So nya.

Since we're on the subject of Drew...

DToothless (12:04:08 AM): and i got a sunburn on my ass today

DToothless (12:04:14 AM): it hurts to sit

Miamigurl123 (12:04:24 AM): Haha. How the hell did you get a sunburn on your ass?

DToothless (12:04:44 AM): i fell asleep outside with my booty out

Miamigurl123 (12:04:54 AM): *giggle*

Miamigurl123 (12:04:59 AM): XD

Miamigurl123 (12:05:24 AM): I've never heard of anyone that had a sunburn on their ass.

Miamigurl123 (12:06:03 AM): I guess there is a first time for everything.

DToothless (12:06:06 AM): well i do

Miamigurl123 (12:06:36 AM): Remind me to smack it Monday.

DToothless (12:06:55 AM): my mom took a picture of me too

DToothless (12:07:06 AM): ittl probably be better by then

DToothless (12:07:24 AM): my burns dont last long

DToothless (12:07:24 AM): thank god

Miamigurl123 (12:07:29 AM): Damn.

Miamigurl123 (12:07:34 AM): I wanna see that picture. ;-)

Yadda yadda yadda, blah blah blah.

DToothless (12:28:21 AM): do you know who your having next year

Miamigurl123 (12:29:48 AM): Depends if I decide to take a math course over th' summer.

DToothless (12:30:16 AM): are you

Miamigurl123 (12:30:21 AM): I don't know.

Miamigurl123 (12:30:26 AM): Adam's trying to talk me out of it.

DToothless (12:30:43 AM): who would you have over the summer

Miamigurl123 (12:30:49 AM): I don't know.

DToothless (12:31:03 AM): you suck

DToothless (12:31:09 AM): heath's dick

Miamigurl123 (12:31:23 AM): It's better than yours.

Miamigurl123 (12:31:52 AM): And gross! I wouldn't do that.

Miamigurl123 (12:31:53 AM): Ever.

DToothless (12:31:55 AM): :-[

Miamigurl123 (12:31:58 AM): *giggle*

DToothless (12:33:05 AM): i hate you

DToothless (12:33:15 AM): i have a good penis

Miamigurl123 (12:33:25 AM): I wouldn't know. I've never seen it.

DToothless (12:33:35 AM): well i do

DToothless (12:41:51 AM): i am open with my penis lenght

Miamigurl123 (12:42:06 AM): I wouldn't be if I were you. ;-)

DToothless (12:42:11 AM): i will be happy to tell you, if you merely guess

DToothless (12:42:39 AM): why is that, homapfrodite

Miamigurl123 (12:43:07 AM): Dude, learn to spell hermaphrodite. ;-)

Miamigurl123 (12:43:19 AM): And I am not a hermaphrodite.

Miamigurl123 (12:43:42 AM): You don't want everyone to know how small you are, do you?

DToothless (12:43:46 AM): no, HOmapfrodite

Miamigurl123 (12:43:58 AM): Ok, now that's just not nice.

DToothless (12:44:04 AM): how do you kno im small

Miamigurl123 (12:44:24 AM): Small feet, small hands.

Miamigurl123 (12:44:28 AM): You're small. Face it.

DToothless (12:44:55 AM): what the fuck you talking about, i have big hands and huge feet

Miamigurl123 (12:45:24 AM): You don't have big hands!

Miamigurl123 (12:45:29 AM): And I've seen your feet.

DToothless (12:45:35 AM): YES I DO

DToothless (12:45:46 AM): WHAT SIZE DO YOU THINK MY FEET ARE

Miamigurl123 (12:45:52 AM): No clue.

DToothless (12:46:30 AM): guess, ms.know-everthing-about-drews-anatomy

I didn't guess. I don't want to know.

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