| When it comes to guys, you like... |
| Hair: | Long hair |
| Eyes: | Any, as long as they're a beautiful shade |
| Best physical feature: | Eyes |
| Best personality attribute: | Intelligence |
| Style: | Clothes that fit |
| Eating habits: | Doesn't matter |
| Musical tastes: | Doesn't matter. It's not like I listen to music that often, except for classical, so I have nothing to complain about, do I? |
| Height: | Taller than me. Yep. 5'8 is a good height. |
| Weight: | It doesn't matter, as long as he's not overweight |
| Talents: | Performer! Which area, it doesn't matter |
| Hobbies: | As long as it's not stalking and/or stamp collecting, it's fine |
| Either/ Or |
| Smart/ Dumb: | Smart. Duh. |
| Tall/ Short: | Tall |
| Muscular/ Scrawny: | Athletically built |
| Hugger/ Kisser: | Cuddler |
| School/ Job: | At the moment, job |
| Home body/ Social butterfly: | He can switch to whatever is needed |
| Chivalrous/ Indifferent: | Chivalrous |
| Christian/ Other: | Doesn't matter as long as he doesn't try to force his beliefs on me |
| ETC |
| Would you like him to show PDA: | PDA? |
| What kind of guys turn you off: | Um, gay ones? Also ones who can't speak English properly, but it's the only language they know |
| What do you expect from a guy on a date: | For him to pay for it (only on the first date, though!). Also, kindness and maturity |
| What's the first thing you look for in a guy: | Whether he's ghetto or not |
| Do you go for exclusive relationships or casual dating: | Exclusive. I love being with that one person who understands you better than anyone else |
| What would be the best way for him to impress you: | Suprise me |
| What kind of compliments would he win you over with: | One doesn't need compliments to win me over; one has to earn my respect |
| What would you like a guy to notice first about you: | If I had anything attractive, I'd tell you |
| What hidden things about you would you like a guy to learn about: | Ah, but that's a secret |
| Would you like the guy to be passive or aggressive: | Passive. I'm aggressive, so we'd clash if he was too |
| Do you follow astrology when it comes to dating: | I don't need astrology, dammit! It aint evah dun nuttin fo' me, bish |
| If so, what sign are you head over heels for: | Sagittarius |
| Don't be ashamed to say... What physical characteristics are worst in guys: | Hm. Bad skin, people who are shorter than me, and baldness. I luff hair |
| How would you handle your man: | I handle my man with love |
| Anything else I failed to mention?: | Hair color, not that I show a preference |
| THIS IZ SERIOUS: the basics |
| WHas ur name?: | Someone once called me Wendy. I'm Allison |
| Whas ur age?: | 16 |
| HOw tall?: | 5'2". Maybe |
| Sex?: | Yes, please |
| U constipated?: | Never in me life, actually; I've got a very regulated system |
| Whas ur job?: | School, including English, which is apparently something this author has failed |
| THIS IZ SERIOUS: Yez or No! |
| Sex?: | "Yez" |
| Bf/Gf?: | Boyfriend, whom I love |
| Mother/Father/both?: | Both |
| Do u know me? Schmacky?: | I'm not that unlucky |
| Did u know im getting my own Tv show?: | Didn't really care, actually; I wouldn't watch it |
| The end whadda ya say to dat?: | THANK GOD! |
| The Lindsay Lohan Survey |
| 1. Do you like Lindsay?: | I don't know her, sorry. As an actress, yeah. I also envy her red hair |
| 2. What's your favorite movie that she's in?: | Um, that movie where... darnit... where she was a twin... GR! |
| 3. What is her best feature?: | Her hair, silly! Some'd say her boobs, but I don't go that way |
| 4. How big of a fan are you?: | Moderately so |
| 5. If you could have anything of Lindsay's, what would it be?: | Hair and boobs |
| 6. Do you know what her middle name is? What is it?: | Don't care |
| 7. Has her fame peaked, or is there more to come?: | I'd be frightened for her if there were more... |
| 8. Have you seen her ugly cell phone? Do you LIKE it?: | No and *shrugs* |
| 9. What's the best outfit you've seen her wear?: | Am I supposed to pay that close attention? Gimmie a break! |
| 10. What color are her eyes?: | Blue? Dunno |
| 11. When was she born? Month day and year: | You are such a loser |
| 12. What's her Zodiac sign?: | And I'm a loser for taking this survey |
| 13. Do you think she's maybe a little stuck up?: | Don't care. She's an entertainer, and as long as I'm entertained, I shall continue to watch |
| 14. Do you consider her a skank?: | Why would I? |
| 15. Any shout-outs to Lindsay? I bet she reads bzoink!: | Um, not really |
| FAVORITES |
| Harry Potter book: | The Goblet of Fire |
| Harry Potter character: | Hermione |
| Book title: | Chamber of Secrets |
| IF YOU COULD |
| take one class at Hogwarts, which would it be?: | Transfiguration |
| do any number of magical things, which ones?: | Any that I cared to learn |
| marry any character, which one?: | Harry, of course |
| chang one thing about the books?: | The fifth book was kinda... enh |
| be one character?: | Ginny. I'd get to kiss Harry. Maybe |
| IN THE FUTURE |
| who will be the half blood prince?: | This is why I'd never take Divination |
| what will book6's cover look like?: | See above |
| book 7's?: | Ditto |
| what will book 7 be called?: | ... |
| THANKS!! |
Ta-ta.
