Fail My Test!
(A "Be Our Guest" parody)Fail my test? [Dec. 1st, 2004|10:53 pm]
Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride
and greatest pleasure that we welcome you today.
And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a
chair as I proudly present -
your test!
Fail My Test! Fail My Test!
Put my patience to the test
Take a pencil in you hand, cherie
And we'll provide the rest
Yes it sucks
Theirs no curve
You won�t get what you deserve
Try it random
It's ambitious
Wave goodbye to college wishes
They can moan, they can dance
After all, Miss, this ain�t France
And a test here is never second best
Go on now, unfold your scantron
Pass if you cantron
So, Fail My Test!
Fail My Test!
Fail My Test!
Please, Fail My Test!!!