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2003-03-02, 1:11 a.m.

Do you know what I hate? After doing a profile search, strangers message me and ask me how old I am. Hello! It's on th' profile. Y'know, the one you just read?! Morons.

miamigurl123 (9:59:35 PM): Hello.

braceyourself142003 (10:00:31 PM): what is yur name

miamigurl123 (10:01:18 PM): It's on my profile, sir.

braceyourself142003 (10:01:50 PM): yur name allison

miamigurl123 (10:01:58 PM): Yea.

braceyourself142003 (10:02:26 PM): u live in miami

miamigurl123 (10:03:01 PM): Hence the screen name.

braceyourself142003 (10:03:33 PM): cool what u look like

miamigurl123 (10:04:51 PM): How'd you manage to find my screen name?

braceyourself142003 (10:05:16 PM): messenger search

And another:

guy833 (9:24:38 PM): how old are you?

miamigurl123 (9:24:48 PM): Dude, my age is on my profile.

miamigurl123 (9:24:52 PM): 15

guy833 (9:25:01 PM): lol...didn't see that..lol

miamigurl123 (9:25:31 PM): Yea, that happens a lot.

guy833 (9:26:02 PM): Well I'm 25 so, your jail bait to me..you'll be a heartbreaker..very cute, but I'd better go ok

And a few minutes ago:

miamigurl123 (12:56:25 AM): Hello.

mhsband (12:56:32 AM): how r u

miamigurl123 (12:56:36 AM): Fine, and you?

mhsband (12:56:42 AM): i am pretty good

mhsband (12:56:43 AM): a/s/l

miamigurl123 (12:57:06 AM): 15/f/fl

mhsband (12:57:10 AM): kewl

mhsband (12:57:11 AM): got a cam

miamigurl123 (12:58:36 AM): No.

miamigurl123 (12:58:41 AM): a/s/l

miamigurl123 (1:00:20 AM): Hello?

Right. People are such idiots.

Hm. Guess what? Drew, Harry, and I are goin' to Boomers after school on Monday. That's so neat! More time hangin' out with mah buds. It's too bad Tad and Pablo aren't comin'. I don't want to be stuck with mean-ass Harry for three hours.

But Drew's so welcome to stay. ^_^

Harry's cool, I guess. He doesn't treat th' rest of th' gang like the children that we are, but as if we were seniors like him. What I find so appealing about him, I guess, is the fact that he's my height exactly.

Hehe. An 18-year-old male that's 5'2"

It wouldn't be fair for me to tease him, though. When I'm his age I'll probably be an inch taller. No. I know I'll be an inch taller. *sigh* How depressing.

"Who did you screw?"

"Excuse me?" I asked, caught off guard by the question.

"Who did you screw?" repeated the prepubescent voice through the receiver.

I laughed. �Nobody.�

�Uh huh. That�s why you laughed, huh?�

�Ben, I swear I did not screw anyone.�

�Mmhm. It was that boy, wasn�t it?�

�Well, I wouldn�t screw a girl, now would I? Anyway, I didn�t screw anyone.�

�It was that Davis character, wasn�t it?�

Again, I laughed. �No! Drew?� More laughter.

�Aha! You did screw him!�

�I didn�t! An� I�m insulted that you think I did.�

�Mmhmm,� said my chubby friend Benjamin.

�C�mon. I�m too young to be doin� that stuff! I can�t believe you think I would sleep with someone!�

�Who says you were sleeping with anyone. I just said you got screwed.�

�Ok, whatever. I didn�t get screwed.�

�No one would be this happy if they didn�t get screwed.�

�Shush. I didn�t have sex with anyone. Do you think I lack morals or something?�

�Oh. Still wantin� everyone to believe you�re Miss Goody-Two-Shoes, eh?�

�No, I want people to realize that I�m a normal 15-year-old! I may not be a little innocent girl, but dammit, I�m not like Melode, either.�

�Ohh, you know that girl�s a ho.�

�No duh.�

�It was Drew, wasn�t it?� he whispered.

�No!�

�Oh, so it was someone else?�

�Ben!�

He laughed.

Why is it that whenever a person�s happy sex is always the reason suspected? Come on! So I really seam like the kind of gal that would sleep with someone now? Do I seem that ho-ish. Sure, I flirt --I totally admit that-- but never have I kissed any of th� guys I�ve flirted with. Ever. (�Cept on the cheek, but that�s more of a greeting) So why is it that TWO (Benjamin and Quanmisha) people think I lost my virginity today, huh? It makes no damn sense.

Damn people and their damn sex.